You Know You're a Runner If...

You know you're a runner if...

-You collect running shoes like a dictator's wife collects stilettos
-You've ever put Band-Aids on your nipples
-You know what a "Fartlek" is
-Your shoes have more miles on them than your car does
-You don't think black toenails are that big of a deal
-Safety pins are scattered all over your house
-You know exactly how far it is to the end of your street
-You have ever taken a family vacation just so you could run a race
-You have a drawer full of shirts that you don't know what to do with
-You've lost track of how many people have asked you how far a marathon is
-You haven't had a free Saturday morning for you can't remember how long
-You count Vaseline as one of your closest friends
-Taking an ice bath is a regular occurrence
-You think energy gel doesn't taste that gross anymore
-You were to collapse midrun, you'd like the paramedics to pause your stopwatch

Anyone have any others?